Hitting a wall (in slow motion)

Lil Beauty

Thanks Mom!

Sometimes my mom sends really awesome emails.

Poop Issues

No matter what I say-

"Ya know, making poops in the toilet is kinda cool."
"Don't you think pooping in diapers is kinda yucky?"
"Don't you wanna be a big boy?"
"Mom and Dad would be SO proud of you."
"I'll give you 5 pieces of candy."

Liam won't buy any of it-

-"No it isn't cool"
-"I wike diapas."
-"I yam a big boy aweady!"
-"No dey won't."
-"Gimme dat phonebook, ok?"
-"I can't have dinna in hewe. In da toiwet! I haffa have dinna!!!"

God Made Dirt, and Dirt Don't Hurt

.

TODAY I'M PEEVED.

WANT ONE pt. 2

Aww Jeez, Not Again

Pack It In

EXCEDRIN
BACK
& BODY
for all of your big-ass aches-

A Sight for Sore Limbs

Concrete poem 105-

-yes,
I
can
feel
my
spine
align-
ing.

NO.NO.NO.NO.

Wind

Wind Pavillion

Wind Dam

Wind Dog

Favorite Sweater Sleeve

-@_________________ <<<<<

Ojichan Saves the Day

When I was small...maybe 4 or 5, I'd go fishing with my Ojichan (Grandpa), and his yellow lab Bob. We'd ride in his light blue VW hippie van to the bait shop to pick up worms, then head out on the little dingy boat, and fish all day. I don't recall ever catching anything, but I do remember getting a leech stuck on my earlobe like a bloodsucking earring. Ojichan told me to sit still, he took the lit cigarette out of his mouth and proceeded to burn the snail off of my earlobe.

WANT ONE

This pony gets 5 thumbs WAY up!

LASTLY-

"You'll attract more bees with honey, than you will with vinegar."

My dad used to always say that to me when I was being a hormonal teenage girl. It always made me angrier than I already was. Now that I look back on it, he was absolutely right; and that is probably the best advice he has ever given me.

ALSO

ALSO>>>>This little lamb has always been, and will always be -- the cutest puppet ever.

The Queen of All Positive Affirmations

BREATHE DEEP

& CARRY ON.

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